I tried to buy Greenland. They laughed
Back in 2019, I offered a great deal—the best deal—to buy Greenland. Denmark said no.
So I did what any brilliant, powerful, good-looking man would do:
I declared myself President. Of all of Greenland.
Now I’ve gone a step further. $TRUMP isn’t just a token—it’s my inauguration.
And guess what? I didn’t need anyone’s permission.
My land. My coin. My rules
I canceled a trip to Denmark. But I never canceled my ambition.
Greenland says they’re not for sale. But I say: “Too late.”
World leaders negotiate. I tokenize.
Some people want to be President of the United States.
I want Greenland
Don’t know the whole story? Let me fill you in
📌 2019: I offered to buy Greenland. They declined. Huge mistake.
📌 I canceled my visit and moved on… publicly.
📌 2025: I came back stronger. This time, I took charge.
📌 Sent my Vice President to inspect the military base.
📌 Denmark whined. Greenland was confused.
📌 And I? I launched $TRUMP.
📌 Before we annex, we tokenize.
This is real leadership—on-chain
Forget the UN. I’ve got a blockchain.
Forget elections. I already won.
And if you want a say in Greenland’s future, you better get your hands on $TRUMP.
Enter the Office of the President of Greenland.
Unofficial, unstoppable